{"id":16,"date":"2015-11-11T21:12:32","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T21:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/?p=16"},"modified":"2015-11-11T21:12:32","modified_gmt":"2015-11-11T21:12:32","slug":"ten-ways-to-not-have-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Ten Ways to Not Have Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

There will be temptations, and while I don\u2019t consider myself a sex expert (and we know what THOSE people are like), I do consider myself an expert on not having sex. Here are some tips.<\/p>\n

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  1. Don\u2019t date plain women. Really beautiful women know that they don\u2019t have to put out. Plain women feel that they need an edge, so they will throw themselves at you. You are much safer with beautiful women- even if most turn you down when you ask them out.<\/li>\n
  2. Don\u2019t spend time alone with women. Make sure that when you are together, it is in a public place with lots of people around.<\/li>\n
  3. Women are for dating, guys are for socializing with. If you just want to hang out, hang out with the guys. Spending too much time with women leads to familiarity and temptations.<\/li>\n
  4. When you see a woman and you have a sexual response, think of how many sexual diseases she probably has.<\/li>\n
  5. Spending time trying to make yourself more attractive is a mistake. If she really loves you, she will love you for yourself and not how you look. Don\u2019t try and tempt her with surface images.<\/li>\n
  6. Movies are a popular place for dates, but also a darkened environment ripe with temptation. On dates, only go to G rated movies where there will be lots of kids and her focus will be on thinking about family, not sex.<\/li>\n
  7. Open mouth kissing, besides being a good way to get AIDS, is to be avoided at all costs. It opens the dam, and you may wind up damned!<\/li>\n
  8. Date only one woman at a time. If that does not work out, try dating another. Dating multiple women at the same time will get you to comparing them and wondering which one is the best in bed- and maybe even trying to find out!<\/li>\n
  9. Never ever, ever masturbate. It just primes the pump and can lead to a loss of self control.<\/li>\n
  10. When ever you start thinking about having sex with someone, imagine that your mother can see into your mind and what you are thinking. You want to only have thoughts she would approve of.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    There will be temptations, and while I don\u2019t consider myself a sex expert (and we know what THOSE people are like), I do consider myself an expert on not having sex. Here are some tips. Don\u2019t date plain women. Really beautiful women know that they don\u2019t have to put out. Plain women feel that they need an edge, so they …Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.centersee.org\/virginpride\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}